...just made its way over Boyztown, probably raining directly on Chicago's Gay Pride Festival.
Well I guess we know what this means: God hates gay people. Yup. It's Sunday afternoon, and God, up there in his infinite wisdom said, "let's rain on their parade"...though he probably didn't say those precise words because that would be an obvious show tune reference, and we know that the good and glorious God that loves straight Americans more than anyone else, would never use a show tune reference. And especially not Funny Girl.
7 Brides for 7 Brothers? Maybe...the idea behind that one is pretty good: marriage between one man and one woman (you see the 7 and 7 symmetry there). But even those brothers kick a little high when they dance...if you know what I mean.
But anyway, it rained on Gay People today...a sure sign that they are NOT God's chosen people.
Oh...it didn't rain on other gay pride parades today? Well...God just has to pick one to show where his true feelings lie! Stop bringing logic into this! It's not logic; it's religion!
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